Tamikamka

Tamikamka

    • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
    • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
    • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
    • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
    • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
    • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
    • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
    • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
    • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
    • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
    • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
    • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
    • period: Yell at a puppy.
    • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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  2. (via oolostgirloo)

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  4. (via oolostgirloo)

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  6. (Source: bow-ties-arecool)

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  8. (Source: woodyallensbitch)

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  10. wobblycommentation:

Don’t forget to follow!!

    wobblycommentation:

    Don’t forget to follow!!

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  12. angelelements:

Tardis - Doctor Who Necklace by Angelelements

    angelelements:

    Tardis - Doctor Who Necklace by Angelelements

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  14. rosemaries:

i have asshole friends.

    rosemaries:

    i have asshole friends.

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  17. defectivedefects:

Always expect the unexpected…

    defectivedefects:

    Always expect the unexpected…

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